Jessica Alba and Cash Warren got married on Monday in a secret ceremony. That wasn't a very hard secret to keep since no one really cared.
Let's see, details of the ceremony...Beverly Hills courthouse...casually dressed...no one else at the wedding...
Damn...Mariah Carey must be puking over the thought of such a wedding. Any ceremony that doesn't feature at least ten elephants, a choir of angels and the sacrifice of a virgin to the god Huitzilopochtli just isn't up to snuff in Mariah's world.
