The film world was shocked to learn that Jodie Foster and her long-time partner Cydney Bernard had broken up. Now we've come to learn why their relationship went south: Jodie Foster cheated on Cydney's vagina with another vagina.
The other vagina belongs to Cynthia Mort, a writer and producer on Jodie's revenge melodrama The Brave One. The two reportedly met on the set of that film and commenced munching.
Now the love is reported to be gone between Cydney and Jodie...though the two will continue working together to raise the two children they had via Brad Pitt's donated sperm.
