Everyone wants to talk about Nicole Kidman's preggo bump...but screw dat. I want to talk about her face.
Specifically, I want to talk about the fact that I may now be seeing her face in my nightmares for the rest of my life.
I mean, seriously Nicole...whatever it is you're doing to that thing, please stop.
I don't know if it's Botox or sheep's blood or Kryptonite or what the fuck she's using. I just know the result isn't good. Unless she's in fact trying to turn herself into Renee Zellweger. In that case, everything is right on track.
And Keith Urban...Pete Wentz called, he wants his look back.
Seriously Keith...going Emo hillbilly from the neck up is not going to help you.
