Friday, July 25, 2008

Avril's Dental Plans


Pop princess Avril Lavigne has finally decided to get her creepy rodent teeth fixed. "Avril hates her fangs," said a source. "She is planning on having them filed down by a cosmetic dentist. It's just something she has always been insecure about, especially since everyone is staring at her mouth when she sings.

"As soon as Avril finds some time to take off so it won't interfere with her singing, she's getting it done."

I never noticed Avril's teeth...I was always too busy looking at her stupid clothes, hair and face. Maybe she should get the fangs pulled, then send them off to Katrina.