Heather Mills has been abandoned by her attack dog publicist Michele Elyzabeth. "After working for Heather Mills for the past four years," Elyzabeth explained, "I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me 'stupid.' I reminded her that she was not 'God' and she answered, 'I will never ever talk to you again.'
"I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her."
Elyzabeth deserves whatever money she has coming to her and then some. Her task - trying to make Heather Mills look human - was an impossible one, yet she devoted herself to it with everything she had. Of course Mills feels not a jot of gratitude for all Elyzabeth's hard work, plus she is a skinflint in spite of a bank account full of Paul McCartney's money. Mills will wind up completely alone at this rate...and that's as it should be.
