It used to be, "Why did Catherine Zeta-Jones marry that old fart Michael Douglas?" Now it's, "Why is a rich old fart like Michael Douglas married to a hag like Catherine Zeta-Jones?" Maybe it's love. Maybe Michael's worried a younger woman would just wear him out. CZJ became irrelevant really fast didn't she? A little money and a couple awards and she was like, "Well, that's a career."
