Friday, July 25, 2008
Moakler Picks Another Fight
Shanna Moakler has made a career (if you can call it that) out of picking fights with people more famous than her. Remember when she punched Paris Hilton? Or did Paris punch her? I forget. Anyway, Shanna is up to her old tricks again...but she's moved on from Paris who has completely fallen off the gossip radar (unless your name is Perez Hilton). Shanna's new target? Fat-ass Kim Kardashian. Moakler, says Page 6, threw a drink on Kardashian at Carmen Electra's party in Malibu Sunday, and called Kim a "whore." All because Kim supposedly slept with Shanna's husband Travis Barker back when Kim was modeling for his clothing line.
The tattoos make it hard to tell, but I'm pretty sure Travis Barker is white...which automatically disqualifies him as a sex-partner for Ms. Kardashian, who is a well-known lover of brown meat. Shanna obviously didn't get the memo on that. She's been going around telling anyone who'll listen that Kardashian is a whore who fucked her man...including Kim's boyfriend Reggie Bush, who attempted to make peace between the two sluts at the party. Kardashian, who must be amused by the whole thing, got revenge on Shanna by wearing a Travis Barker-designed t-shirt the day after the event. That'll show her.