Teen sensation Miley Cyrus says her alter ego Hannah Montana may soon be put in mothballs. "We’re thinking this is our last season," the virginal little angel told E!'s Marc Malkin. Yes, pedos everywhere have begun to weep. For the rest of us there remains only one question...how should Hannah Montana be ended? Yes, it's a bit.
10 Ways to End Hannah Montana
1. Hannah peels back the shower curtain...and it's Bobby!
2. Hannah gives up music to pursue her lifelong passion - competitive cup stacking.
3. Hannah loses everything. Her possessions are taken to a giant warehouse and workmen begin throwing them into an incinerator. We discover that Rosebud was a sled.
4. She changes her name to Deborah Indiana and embarks on a second even-suckier musical career.
5. Hannah is dumped by her label for being a fugly little skank. She is replaced by Selena Gomez.
6. Flashing police lights. Billy Ray in handcuffs, his head hung in shame.
7. Something involving electrocution.
8. Hannah wakes up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette.
9. Hannah is preparing to be interviewed by Perez Hilton. He mistakes her for a gummy bear and eats her.
10. She returns to Planet Snaggletooth.
