Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Wino Lives (For Now)


Some of you were expressing concern for Amy Winehouse last night (though I suspect you were being facetious you scamps). Don't worry...she's out of the hospital. She was kept overnight for observation after suffering what is being characterized as a seizure. I won't even speculate as to the cause of said attack. It could've been any number of things including demonic possession. She will almost certainly be back out tonight smoking and boozing and punching people randomly in the face.