Pop twit Avril Lavigne has made a lot of people happy by saying she has no present plans to reproduce. "Oh God! I don't want to have kids for like ten years," the flaming idiot told OK! magazine. "I still have a lot to do. I don't even know if I could handle a dog right now. I'm so not ready. Someday I'll be a mum but not until I'm in my 30s."
Would that be 130s? Seriously Avril, just get your tubes tied. The world's in a dire enough state as it is...the last thing it needs is little copies of you running around. Little fang-toothed no-talent asswipes.
