David Beckham is infatuated with stripper Dita Von Teese and likes to send her text messages. Posh's friends don't want people thinking David is making a play for Dita and are therefore quick to point out that Dita and Posh are pals and David has only met Dita once. Yeah? Once is enough. And Posh should be worried...Dita may be creepy but at least she looks like a woman. Beckham has a roving eye, and a roving eye is often followed by a roving penis. Especially when said penis is used to being parked in a cold, dry, unwelcoming place. Dita could use some lovin' from a real man after years of marriage to Marilyn Manson, dontcha think?
