Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Hold Onto That Number...


Ali Lohan recently auditioned for a role in a remake of the B horror movie Trolls. Unbenownst to the budding starlet, the producer of said film - and the man she was auditioning in front of - has a history as a maker of pornographic movies. Ali's mom Dina allegedly went out of her skull with rage when she found out the producer's identity. That's how protective Dina is of her spawn - she doesn't even bother checking the background of the film producers she's sending them in front of. You know how long it took me to find this guy's filmography? As long as it took me to enter "Peter Davy" into the search box on IMDb. Voodoo Lust: The Possession. Hmm...is that a kiddie movie?

So either Dina is too lazy and stupid to check out these people, or she's a fat liar. This could all work out in the end though. Ali's gonna need work down the road...hopefully she made a good impression on this Davy fella. Of course we know Lohans would never stoop to pornography. They're strictly high-class.