Twilight fandom is all a-twitter over Robert Pattinson's decision to shear his famously incorrigible and seldom-washed locks in favor of the date-rapist jock circa 1961 born somewhere near Topeka and can't wait to get into a fraternity at Kansas State where the girls are easy look. He has a job waiting for him at his dad's Chevy dealership when he gets out of school, by the way.
Monday, December 22, 2008
Bye Bye Mop
Twilight fandom is all a-twitter over Robert Pattinson's decision to shear his famously incorrigible and seldom-washed locks in favor of the date-rapist jock circa 1961 born somewhere near Topeka and can't wait to get into a fraternity at Kansas State where the girls are easy look. He has a job waiting for him at his dad's Chevy dealership when he gets out of school, by the way.
