Monday, December 22, 2008

He's Fucked-Up On The Inside Too

Michael Jackson is supposedly suffering from a genetic disorder that has caused him to develop emphysema and asshole bleeding (just like Amy Winehouse!) and it's said he will die if he doesn't get a lung transplant. I believe the whole lung disease thing but I don't buy the story about the genetic disorder. Dude's lungs ain't fucked up from no bad genes boys - it's from him inhaling himself all these years. You try living with Michael Jackson 24/7 and see what kind of shape your respiratory and gastrointestinal systems end up in, little homies.