Becks: "I wish my hair was as swooshy as yours David."
Arquette: "Don't worry my lad. One day it will be."
Becks: "Thanks. Maybe we could swap wives one day."
Arquette: "I don't know Becks. Are you sure mine would come back?"
Becks: "Not a problem bro. I have a memory-eraser. Tom gave it to me. I zap myself with it after I have sex with Victoria. Courteney will never know what hit her, if you know what I mean."
Arquette: "Cool. Only thing is, it'll have to be a three-way for you."
Becks: "Aniston again?"
Arquette: "Can't get rid of the bitch. We tried moving but she just found us like one of those dogs that follows its master all the way across the country."
Becks: "You know I know some people. I could take care of that for you."
Arquette: "I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was getting lost in your eyes."
