Samantha Ronson checked into Cedars-Sinai hospital yesterday afternoon and
was treated for exhaustion, which as we know is celeb code for drug overdose, possibly deliberate. No, it wouldn't surprise me at all to find out Ronson tried to do herself in. Her relationship with
Lindsay Lohan is clearly on the rocks, and Ronson knows that when that ends, the party comes to a screeching halt for her. Unless she thinks she can get by on her looks. That was a joke. Bitch is uglier than the love child of
Perez Hilton's swollen asshole and
Cisco Adler's pendulous balls.