Angry queen Elton John will attack anyone at any time, either verbally or physically. The other night at one of his shows (he still has them and people apparently still go) the bitter old wretch spewed his venom at the British talent show The X Factor, claiming he'd rather "have his cock bitten off by an Alsatian" than watch it. Is that a proposal for a new reality show? Cause I'd tune into that one for sure. Elton John whips it out and waves it around in front of a rabid dog. Does the dog bite it off or does Elton wind up fucking the dog? Sharon Osbourne would have to be a judge. Jack could be the dog.
Monday, December 15, 2008
You Ain't Using It For Anything Anyway Hon...
Angry queen Elton John will attack anyone at any time, either verbally or physically. The other night at one of his shows (he still has them and people apparently still go) the bitter old wretch spewed his venom at the British talent show The X Factor, claiming he'd rather "have his cock bitten off by an Alsatian" than watch it. Is that a proposal for a new reality show? Cause I'd tune into that one for sure. Elton John whips it out and waves it around in front of a rabid dog. Does the dog bite it off or does Elton wind up fucking the dog? Sharon Osbourne would have to be a judge. Jack could be the dog.
