You may have been sitting there wondering to yourself what the Jolie-Pitt family does for Christmas. Well, now you don't have to wonder anymore, because I'm going to tell you: They exchange gifts. But of course, because they're them, they do not exchange normal gifts. Instead of going out to Wal-Mart to buy a lot of crap like the rest of us, these blessed beings create little home-made pieces of crap and give them to each other. Aw, isn't that fantastic? Of course it wouldn't fly if the kids didn't already have everything in the world including people to wait on them hand-and-foot. For normals it would be like, "Oh, thanks dad...a little angel made from tissue paper. This is way better than a dirtbike. You cheap motherfucker." Aren't you sickened by your inferiority now?
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Because They're Better Than You
You may have been sitting there wondering to yourself what the Jolie-Pitt family does for Christmas. Well, now you don't have to wonder anymore, because I'm going to tell you: They exchange gifts. But of course, because they're them, they do not exchange normal gifts. Instead of going out to Wal-Mart to buy a lot of crap like the rest of us, these blessed beings create little home-made pieces of crap and give them to each other. Aw, isn't that fantastic? Of course it wouldn't fly if the kids didn't already have everything in the world including people to wait on them hand-and-foot. For normals it would be like, "Oh, thanks dad...a little angel made from tissue paper. This is way better than a dirtbike. You cheap motherfucker." Aren't you sickened by your inferiority now?
