Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Phill-ip Out

Ryan Phillippe and his big-boned Aussie woman Abbie Cornish were trying to navigate their drunken way home from some shindig the other night in Sydney when a whole bunch of paps gave up waiting for a kangaroo fight to break out and descended on them instead. This did not go over well with Ryan who immediately began yelling stuff like"We're tired and I'm drunk!" and also shouting expletives and trying to punch people in that pitiful way drunks have when they can't figure out which of the six people they see is the real one. The whole thing unfortunately ended with no charges being filed. The paps still got their pictures. Abbie apparently thought the whole thing was funny. Of course she's Australian, so she also thinks crushing beer cans against one's forehead is funny.