There was a rumor going around that Nicole Richie planned on recording an album with Rihanna, but now that has been shot down by Nicole's rep. "While Nicole respects Rihanna and thinks she is immensely talented, she is not currently working on an album and hence, not currently working with Rihanna as has been recently reported," said the flack. This is disappointing news, but, there's still a way you can hear what Nicole's record would've sounded like: Just take a rodent and start twisting and pulling on it. Don't do this anywhere near your PETA-humping friends and for God's sake if it starts pooping or bleeding or its eyes pop out, stop.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
No Strangled-Hamster Shrieking For Us
There was a rumor going around that Nicole Richie planned on recording an album with Rihanna, but now that has been shot down by Nicole's rep. "While Nicole respects Rihanna and thinks she is immensely talented, she is not currently working on an album and hence, not currently working with Rihanna as has been recently reported," said the flack. This is disappointing news, but, there's still a way you can hear what Nicole's record would've sounded like: Just take a rodent and start twisting and pulling on it. Don't do this anywhere near your PETA-humping friends and for God's sake if it starts pooping or bleeding or its eyes pop out, stop.
