Friday, December 19, 2008

That Thin, Wild Mercury Sound

Jeremy Piven dropped out of some play he was doing in New York, alleging mercury poisoning as the culprit. This bizarro claim elicited lots of skepticism if not downright doubt from people, which got back to Piven who elaborated on his original lie by saying the mercury deal was caused by eating too much sushi. Thanks for clearing thinks up Pivster. I'm sure this will quiet all the whispers that you are a raging drug addict who had to quit the show and slink off to rehab.