Pete Doherty has had to cancel gigs after his arm reportedly exploded from too much of whatever drug Pete is on being shot into it. Who knew something bad could happen from constantly jabbing yourself in the veins with needles? Hey, I've got an idea - why don't I take this hammer and smack myself in the head with it over and over? Oh, goodness, that gave me a headache. Didn't see that one coming. Hmm...maybe next I'll throw myself off this tall building. Oh, wait a second, I'm going to die when I hit the ground. Should've thought that one through better...
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Who Needs Two Arms Anyway?
Pete Doherty has had to cancel gigs after his arm reportedly exploded from too much of whatever drug Pete is on being shot into it. Who knew something bad could happen from constantly jabbing yourself in the veins with needles? Hey, I've got an idea - why don't I take this hammer and smack myself in the head with it over and over? Oh, goodness, that gave me a headache. Didn't see that one coming. Hmm...maybe next I'll throw myself off this tall building. Oh, wait a second, I'm going to die when I hit the ground. Should've thought that one through better...
