Skanky heiress/media-whore Paris Hilton loves animals, but apparently animals do not have such positive feelings about her. At least her pet monkey Baby Luv doesn't (I wonder if Paris Hilton even knows who The Supremes are). The other day, Baby Luv, perhaps driven crazy by the fumes emanating from Paris's nethers, decided to bite its mistress on the arm, sending Paris to the hospital. Ms. Hilton was given a tetanus shot; no word yet on what shots the monkey was given.
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