Tom Cruise is sorely in need of a little image rehab, especially now that Viacom's Sumner Redstone has essentially branded him box-office poison. Hey, I've got an idea Tom - why don't you apologize for something? According to your producer pal Kathleen Kennedy, you "deeply regret" pounding on poor old Brooke Shields for being hooked on prescription medication, so why not start there? I, Tom Cruise, am deeply, deeply sorry for calling Brooke Shields an idiot dope-head. And I Tom Cruise further apologize to anyone else I may have offended when I attacked the widespread use of anti-Depressants (even if people who use them are pathetic fools who can't get their lives together). I, Tom Cruise, am an idiot whose brain has been taken over by the nonsensical ramblings of a second-rate science-fiction writer with messianic delusions.
Saying you're sorry for dumb shit - it's Hollywood hottest new fad (besides calling Lindsay Lohan an irresponsible little nitwit).
