Speculation has been running rampant about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's well-protected little bundle of pooping joy Suri: what does the baby look like, does it have its mother's eyes, will it possess magical Scientology powers like its father? Well, apparently, Suri isn't as much of a mystery as some have been led to believe - in fact, Suri has already been seen by many people. According to New York Daily News columnist Ben Widdicombe (a certified hottie if you ask me), Suri was present at a recent birthday bash for Jaden Smith, son of midget actress Jada Pinkett Smith. According to one eyewitness, little Suri, "is a beautiful baby. She had no deformities that I could see! She has a gorgeous head full of dark, curly hair, and she resembles both parents, though she looks slightly more like Tom." So there you go speculation-monkeys - Suri Cruise is not deformed. She does not have octopus limbs, or three eyes, or a satellite dish sticking out of her butt. She looks like - gasp! - a baby. A human baby. Not some kind of bizarre half-fish/half-chimpanzee but a regular human baby.
Let me summarize the logic of people who've speculated that Suri Cruise must be deformed or at least very ugly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have decided not to subject their innocent child to public scrutiny, therefore it must be The Elephant Baby. Makes perfect sense to me.
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