Fatterline should've been this fat when he met Britney. The Shitster never would've fucked him then and think of all the trouble he would've been spared. Soon Fatterline we'll be so fat someone will have to do a Discovery Channel special about him where he's stuck in his trailer and they have to cut the thing open like a sardine can to get his fat disgusting blob of an ass out and then carry him by forklift like some giant washed-up carcass to the clinic where they have to tear out a whole wall to get him into the operating room for the gastric band surgery.
