Janet Jackson has been telling her friends
that she's pregnant. So that means she's either knocked up or is just really a jerk to her friends. I hope Janet knows that, if she has a little boy,
Uncle Michael is not a good option as a babysitter. "Come on over here and sit on my lap little nephew. Be careful with Uncle Michael's nose though." I think it's fantastic that we live in such a wondrous modern age where trannies can now have babies.