Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Never Trust A Guy With A Haircut Like That

The governor of Illinois, Rob Blagojevich, has been arrested by federal agents who accuse him of trying to sell Barack Obama's vacated Senate seat. I wonder what made them suspect him? It couldn't have been the dickhead haircut. Seriously...even John Edwards thinks that guy's hair looks douchy. They should put this guy in a cell with Michael Vick and give Vick a whole case of Viagra.