Thursday, December 11, 2008

A Poke From Lando Would've Been Better


Carrie Fisher
says she needed electro-shock therapy to get herself out of depression, and now she heartily endorses the procedure. "I didn't want to do it for years," the one-time actress explains. "They wanted me to do it before, because I was in a depression, which was medication proof. You don't have a convulsion anymore, so it should just be called electro therapy. But it worked so well, I highly recommend it, even if you don't need it!" What sent her spiraling into that depression in the first place? When she found out Han was gay? The trauma of being anally fucked by Jabba the Hutt? The rug burn she got on her tongue from sucking off Chewbacca?