Thursday, July 2, 2009

A Different Story

Debbie Rowe is coming out guns-ablazin' against reports that she is not the biological mother of Michael Jackson's two older children, and is also insisting that, contrary to an earlier story, she indeed wants custody.

"I want my children," Rowe said in a television interview this morning, adding that she would willingly submit to DNA testing to prove that the kiddies came from her eggs.

And what does Michael Jackson think of all this? Oh, right, he's dead. I turned off CNN for four minutes and completely forgot.