Wednesday, July 29, 2009

No More Gold-Diggers

George Clooney has forsaken gold-diggers, and taken up with an Italian model, Elisabetta Canelis, who was already a rich jet-setter before they hooked up. Maybe this is the one he'll finally marry. Or maybe he'll just fuck her until he's sick of her, then move on to another piece of ass (I would advise the latter).