Friday, July 3, 2009

Tell Us Something We Don't Know Quincy

Quincy Jones has come out with the most shocking revelation of the last 1000 years:

Michael Jackson didn't want to be black.

Hold on while I stuff the shit back in my asshole.

Jones, in an interview with Details magazine, talks extensively about Michael's obsession with his appearance, which he likens to drug addiction. "[Michael would] come up with, 'Man, I promise you I have this disease,' and so forth, and 'I have a blister on my lungs,' and all that kind of b.s.," Quincy says. "It's hard, because Michael's a Virgo, man — he's very set in his ways. You can't talk him out of it. Chemical peels and all that stuff.

"I've been around junkies and stuff all my life. I've heard every excuse," Jones continues. "It's like smokers — 'I only smoke when I drink' and all that stuff. But it's bullshit. You're justifying something that's destructive to your existence. It's crazy.

Jones adds, "Chemical peels and all of it. And I don't understand it. But he obviously didn't want to be black."

Amazing how fast all this stuff is rolling out. Michael Jackson's kids weren't his kids. He was on drugs. He didn't want to be black. All that stuff about him having a skin condition was baloney. What will we find out next? Bubbles was actually a tiny midget in a chimp suit?