Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Thanks, Sherlock


I don't mean to disillusion those who thought Jon Gosselin had found true love with Hailey Glassman, but according to one of her friends, bitch is only using the stupid ass to get famous.

"I think after realizing she had a connection to Jon through her father [the doctor who did Kate's tummy tuck] and that Jon and Kate's marriage was rocky, she saw an opportunity to get famous," the anonymous Glassman pal said.

The source says Glassman tried out for The Real World and some other reality shows before hitting the jackpot with gullible horndog Jon. And then there's this from the loser Hailey was fucking right before she hooked up with Jon:

A couple days [after Hailey and I broke up] a mutual friend was like, "Oh hey, your girl Hailey is pretty famous. She's dating this older guy who has like eight kids."

Another crafty slut gets the last laugh.