Sarah Palin got so stressed out during the presidential campaign that, according to the New York Times, her hair started falling out, necessitating an emergency intervention by her hairdresser.
That's the New York Times saying that, by the way, not me. So if any of Sarah's lawyers are reading this - no need to threaten me with a defamation suit. It's those New York liberals bad-mouthing your girl. I'm just a messenger.
I will say this though: if you can't even handle a campaign without getting stressed, how the hell are supposed to handle being president? Now I can see why Sarah quit. She's just too soft.