Tony Romo has gotten sick of playing with Jessica Simpson's milkbags and decided to dump her. Funny thing about this one: reportedly, Romo told Simpson to take a hike the day before her birthday. Well, I guess that's better than waiting until the day of her actual birthday. "Wow, this is some tasty-looking cake Jessica. By the way, I never want to see your stupid face again. We're through. Oh, there's pin the tail on the donkey? Shit, I should've waited."A friend of Jessica's says, "She is heartbroken. She loves Tony. But it's been difficult lately. He's busy with his career and she's getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways."
Sure, anal is fun for awhile, but eventually a guy wants to stick it in the other hole. Or someone else's other hole.
