The one Jonas Brother no one cares about - Kevin, I wanna say - has gotten engaged to some tanned skank named Danielle Deleasa. People says Kevin appeared at the doorstep of Danielle's New Jersey home the other morning, dropped to a knee and popped the question every girl wants to hear, "Would you like me to go down on you every day of your life?" And then he asked her to marry him, I guess cause he figured he should get something out of the deal. Hope the bitch at least knows how to do laundry.
