I heard Robert Pattinson was messing with my girl K-Stew's heart, so you know what I did? I found that little fairy and kicked the living shit out of him. I was like Sonny beating the bejesus out of Connie's cheating husband. Garbage can to the head, bitch! I was like Kate Gosselin whipping the living fuck out of one of those stupid kids of hers. Nobody fucks with K-Stew!(disclaimer: I did not kick Robert Pattinson's ass.)
