Wednesday, July 8, 2009

He Doesn't Need It Now Anyway

Michael Jackson's family has still not announced where or when they plan on burying the slowly decomposing remains of the famed King of Pop, but I'm guessing they will at least wait until after the Los Angeles County Coroner's office has given back the large hunk of Jackson's brain they've been doing tests on.

"As soon as we are done with the brain, we will return it," said assistant coroner Ed Winter.

No rush Ed. It's not like he needs it. Dead people don't have to think about stuff anymore. That's why it's called resting in peace.