They have some pretty stiff anti-smoking laws in Ontario - so stiff that they even apply to arrogant jerk movie stars like Sean Penn.
Authorities in the Canadian province are considering charges against the actor after he flouted their lung-friendly legislation by lighting up during a press conference at a Toronto hotel.
I say hang him by his sack. And while he's dangling there, make him watch The Interpreter over and over again. Or read him one of his rambling essays on Iraq.
