Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the hospital Friday night after falling and breaking her wrist.
No snide-asses, she wasn't drunk...or maybe she was drunk. Does anybody know if she was drunk?
According to the story she was walking around the Milk Studios in New York in "flat Channel boots" when she slipped and went down. Apparently, a stink is already being raised over the lack of safety precautions at the Milk Studios. Doesn't take long for injured movie stars to start raising stinks does it?
Okay, so the jokes on this one are obvious. Lindsay - she just wants to get off of work again, and she knows the old "asthma attack" and "heat exhaustion" excuses aren't going to fly anymore. Or, "Lindsay Lohan broke her wrist. She was trying to give a rhinoceros a hand-job."
Far be it from me to say anything like that, though. I would never exploit someone else's misfortune that way.
