
According to T-Mobile, the company is looking for more of a "down-to-earth" persona to represent the company. I think they just dumped her cause she's old and losing her looks, but what do I know?
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Loopy cokehead Dickinson, a seventies fashion icon who's seen something of a resurrection as a reality-TV harpy, says the acerbic Cowell is, "the sexiest man on TV," and that she wants to challenge him to a "fuck-off" (I guess that's like a bake-off except there's fucking). No response yet from Cowell, but I've got a sneaking hunch he's not interested in Janice - or anyone else with a vagina.
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On TV the other night, some shady lawyer called Howard K. Stern (that K. is there so we won't confuse him with the boner-nosed Jew radio prick) claimed to be the man responsible for bringing little Dannilynn Smith into the world. Now, a photojournalist named Larry Birkhead is claiming that he and not Stern is the real father, and he's demanding a paternity test to settle the matter.
Somebody call Maury Povich!
Wouldn't it be just deliciously ironic if both Stern and Birkhead turned out to be a pair of lying creeps who are just trying to make a buck off their association with Smith? I mean, considering Smith's own history of blatant gold-digging?