Page 6 reports on Lindsay Lohan's "devious plan" to enrage her ex-boyfriend Harry Morton, and simultaneously tweak her arch-nemesis in craven hussidom, Paris Hilton.
The scheme involved Lohan recruiting Paris's old squeeze Stavros Niarchos to canoodle her in public, then be seen driving to her suite at the Chateau Marmont. This was meant to send Morton, who allegedly dumped Lohan for being "too much drama", into a tail-spin of jealousy, while at the same time aggravating Hilton, who has become well-known for tormenting Lohan.
Wow. Lindsay is damn conniving. I wonder where she gets it from...
Oh yeah.
By the way, Paris Hilton has come up with her own scheme for getting back at Lindsay. She plans on waiting outside Lindsay's building for her to come out, then crapping in her hand and flinging it at her.
