Thursday, September 21, 2006

Let's All Feel Sorry For Lindsay


Lindsay Lohan's broken wrist will be in a cast for six weeks.

The injured starlet's rehab regimen will include lifting bottles weighted with whiskey, ball-squeezing, bending forward to snort coke off a low glass coffee table (that's good for the lumbar region), and for cardio-vascular, stomping up and down on DVDs of Scarlett Johansson movies.