Sunday, September 17, 2006

Man Caught Pissing On Tom Cruise's Lawn


An unidentified man has been arrested for urinating on the grounds of Tom Cruise's Beverly Hills mansion. The perpetrator was captured by a video camera, and the footage was used by Beverly Hills police to apprehend him.

What kind of crazy person would urinate on Tom Cruise's lawn anyway? It would have to be someone who really hated his guts.

People who hate Tom Cruise's guts. Well, that's sure narrowing it down isn't it?