Crackhead Whitney Houston is getting help from an unlikely source in her battle against drug addiction - Courtney Love. Yes, that Courtney Love. The one who murdered her husband Kurt Cobain (I guess that's never been definitively proven, but it's a rumor, so we'll just run with it). The one whose vomiting prowess has become nearly legendary. It seems Courtney was recently recruited by famed music producer Clive Davis to help intervene in the on-doing disaster that is Whitney's life, and now Courtney is mentoring the recovering Whitney.
For the record, Courtney Love insists that she is no longer a drug addict. Of course I once thought that I was no longer gay too. Until I suddenly realized I had somebody's dick in my mouth.
Think about it though. Whitney Houston is so messed up, she's actually getting guidance from Courtney Love.
I'm assuming the split from Bobby Brown is part of this new strategy to get Whitney's life back in shape. But where does that leave Bobby? I'm going to guess that whatever money the man's made, he's probably smoked it all. And it's not like the guy can just call up Clive Davis and get his career put back together. Maybe somebody could get hold of Robert Downey, Jr., and have him give Bobby a good talking-to about what really matters in life.
