Boob-baring singer Janet Jackson has revealed that she once took liquid cocaine, but claims she was tricked into it by someone who told her it was sore throat medicine.
That's how it happens to all of us the first time, Janet. Somebody tells us the stuff is "medicine," and we take it, and pretty soon we're jumping around like monkeys, and grinding our teeth down to nubs. And oh yeah, then we're going on Super Bowl halftime shows and flashing our pierced nipples in front of millions of impressionable youngsters (most of whom also have pierced nipples).
Liquid cocaine - now that's the real Jesus juice.
