Mel Gibson's daughter Hannah married country singer Kenny Wayne Shepherd on Saturday. Mel was said to be happy - happy that his daughter didn't marry a fucking Jew.
I hope ol' Kenny Wayne knows what he's getting himself into. Of course he is a country singer, so I guess having a drunken relative who hates Jewish people is not really anything new to him.
I'm still waiting for a report on the reception. I hope Mel was able to abstain from lapping liquor out of a dog-dish, as reportedly happened at another soiree he attended earlier this year. Then again, maybe that's just some kind of Gibson family tradition. Instead of feeding each other the first pieces of wedding cake, Hannah and Kenny Wayne took turns having their first sip of hooch from Fido's water-bowl.
