Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Peaches OD


Bob Geldof's wayward daughter Peaches nearly died of an overdose in her crib in North London Sunday night. "Peaches could not breathe for several minutes after suffering a respiratory arrest," a source told the Sun. "If she had not received [mouth-to-mouth] she could have died or she could have suffered brain damage."

Peaches' friend administered the life-saving mouth-to-mouth after finding her passed out on the floor. Good thing the friend acted so quickly...it would've been a shame for the world to be deprived of such a productive individual. The hard-partying spawn of celebrities are our most vital natural resource.