View dingbat Sherri Shepherd - you know, the one who thinks the world is flat and childbeating is good - has topped her idiot self with her remarks to a Christian magazine about her sordid past.
"I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count," the moron bragged to a rag called Precious Times. She then went on to discuss her plans for luring Barbara Walters away from Judaism. "Oh, sometimes I say, 'Lord, [evangelists] Juanita Bynum or Joyce Meyer would be so good at this table. They could lay hands on Barbara and get her saved.'"
Barbara needs saving from what Sherri? The hell she'll be consigned to because she's a Jew? Why don't you just come out and say that? Oh, I see...you don't want to get canned from The View.
See? This is my problem with people like Shepherd...it's not that they believe idiotic things, it's that they lack the courage of their own dimwitted convictions. They water down the bullshit they hand out for public consumption because they know if they ever really cut loose they'd be mopping floors at Arby's in four seconds flat. If Shepherd wants to impress me she'll go on TV tomorrow and tell everyone what she really really thinks. You know, that homos should be burned alive, that Jews are Christ-killers and that the sun goes around the earth.
