Friday, July 4, 2008

Katie Holmes' Broadway Adventure Not Selling


The world is apparently unenthused at the prospect of seeing Kate Cruise make her Broadway debut later this year in a production of Arthur Miller's All My Sons. Advance ticket sales for the show have been notably less-than-brisk. "I bought 1,000 tickets to the show," said one seller. "I still have them."

I wouldn't worry ticket man...there's no way in hell that show won't sell out. Even if Tom has to buy every last ticket himself. And then send Scientology zombies to the theater to fill the seats.